We’re buying a beer for… Rahm Emanuel
By Noah Davis • Nov 3rd, 2009 • Category: We're buying a beer for...
It’s been exactly one year since America elected your boy Barack Obama President of the United States. During the past 365 days, you’ve been in the press just about as much as your Commander-In-Chief, and that’s saying something. Frankly, the more we learn about you, the more terrifying you become, a fact that’s both inspiring and, well, terrifying.
This whole first year hasn’t gone as well as you and your cohort at the White House would have liked, but it’s a difficult job gosh darnit. Plus, you have more than 1,000 days to right the ship. By then we’ll probably freak out just at the sight of you. But for now, sit back and drink a beer. You deserve at least a five minute break. Or just chug the damn thing and get back to work.
