We’re buying a beer for… Roman Abramovich
By Noah Davis • Sep 21st, 2009 • Category: We're buying a beer for...
Thanks to your masterful understanding of the Russian oil market (read: connections), you became absurdly, fabulously wealthy. As in, you lost $20 billion when the world collapsed last year and it didn’t really hurt your bottom line.
What does one do with all that cash? Well, you could build a $1 billion yacht that includes an anti-paparazzi laser defense system. How does that work? Well… “Infrared lasers sweep around the boat. When they pick up on the electronic light sensors in cameras they fire off a beam of light at the camera so it can’t capture an image.”
That’s dramatic. How are we supposed to take a picture of you drinking a beer?
