We’re buying a beer for… Blake Griffin’s agent
By Noah Davis • Jun 25th, 2009 • Category: We're buying a beer for...
We were going to buy a beer for your client, Blake Griffin — who is sure to become the No. 1 pick in tonight’s NBA draft — but he’s not of legal age (awkward… for us) so you get it. The Oklahoma Sooner prospect, who has an extremely close-knit family, is about to make you a rich man. Unfortunately, he’s going to become property of the Los Angeles Clippers, the most snakebitten franchises in all of sports. Although we wish it weren’t the case, in all likelihood, something terrible will happen to Griffin’s career. It’s just the facts.
So here’s a beer. Drink it calmly, if you can.
